You Can See Everything, a documentary that follows Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes in the month before her prison sentence, has debuted to critical acclaim. The Onion sat down with Holmes to discuss what’s new.The Onion : Can we get you anything before starting?Elizabeth Holmes: I would love a glass of $12 million.The Onion : How are you feeling?Billy Evans: I’ll take this. She’s feeling great, thanks.The Onion : What piece of media would you say is the most accurate depiction of who you truly are?Holmes: Probably the show Monk.The Onion : Have you lost a lot of friends due to your legal troubles?Holmes: Yes. That is what happened. I did have lots of friends, but I lost them.The Onion : Are you still in touch with Walgreens?Holmes: I’ve been on hold on the phone with them for about 10 years now.The Onion : Is there anything you think the public misunderstands?Holmes: Theranos only used blood from stray dogs we lured to our dog abattoir; no one missed those dogs.The Onion : Does your family still trust you?Holmes: Absolutely. Don’t tell them I’m in prison, though. They think I’m on vacation in Jamaica.The post The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Elizabeth Holmes appeared first on The Onion.