/u/RatedPG922 on CB wants you to fund her "storefront" in exchange for store credit to shop at her hoard of items thats she's obtained for FREE

Wait 5 sec.

So Fred Sanford wants you all to invest in Sanford & Son Salvage, and the payoff is you get to raid the junkpile. I think OP had the big one, Elizabeth, and just doesn't know it.