/u/TooOldForThis--- on I need $250K to buy a “perfect” home for my 8 dogs that is paid off, plenty of land, enough bedrooms, basement, no HOA. Will also need $ for fencing, repairs, moving expenses, closing costs, kennels, vet visits, dog beds & food. It’

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And they are Staffordshire Terriers, aka pit bulls. Yeah, disaster incoming.