/u/porcelainthunders on I need $250K to buy a “perfect” home for my 8 dogs that is paid off, plenty of land, enough bedrooms, basement, no HOA. Will also need $ for fencing, repairs, moving expenses, closing costs, kennels, vet visits, dog beds & food. It

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Oh, my god. 🤣 half joking but quite serious as that is an EXCELLENT translation... if translating redit stories to what they are truly saying (or, really, not trying to say) were a job? Fuck, I would hire you!