While it seems unlikely that major web platforms can be discouraged from marching us further into a surveillance dystopia with measures like Discord's age-verification rollout, I wish they'd at least do us the courtesy of dropping the 'I'm just a little guuuy' schtick:when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs https://t.co/I9dVu9ZhET pic.twitter.com/BLAz9fWTSnSeptember 24, 2026