SAN FRANCISCO—Claiming that the character would have been depicted as a titillating working breed if it weren’t for the “woke mob,” DC fans reportedly flocked to social media Friday to blast the dog from Supergirl as not even hot. “It’s hard to believe anyone finds this attractive,” wrote 25-year-old Evan Marsh in response to a photo of the computer-generated dog posted on Reddit, echoing the sentiments of hundreds of other likeminded fans in the forum who felt that the flying mutt was much more alluring in the comics. “Krypto the Superdog is canonically a total smokeshow, but this thing is a five out of 10, tops. Sure, I’d fuck it once or twice—but we’d never date, at least not publicly. Do the filmmakers really think I’m going to shell out my hard-earned cash to see such an average-looking dog?” Marsh also complained that Hollywood really should have learned from Air Bud that it takes raw sex appeal sells tickets.The post DC Fans Claim Dog From ‘Supergirl’ Not Even Hot appeared first on The Onion.