The CDC reports an estimated 31 million people in the United States are bitten by a tick annually. The Onion examines the myths and facts surrounding the common parasites.MYTH: Ticks only live in the woods.FACT: Many ticks enjoy the more cosmopolitan feel of a park or garden.MYTH: You can easily feel a tick bite.FACT: You didn’t notice that popcorn kernel in your teeth for a whole day.MYTH: Only deer ticks are dangerous.FACT: By far the most dangerous species of tick is the Northern Deviously Clever Tick Who Covets Your Family Fortune.MYTH: Ticks survive solely on blood. FACT: They also enjoy tapas.MYTH: Tweezers are the best way to remove ticks.FACT: Tweezers are a last resort and should only be used if diplomacy fails.MYTH: You should dispose of a tick by flushing it down the toilet.FACT: Ticks should be cremated and their ashes scattered over the Grand Canyon per their burial wishes.MYTH: One tick bite can put a person off eating red meat.FACT: True but one bite from a cow can put them right back on.The post Ticks: Myth Vs. Fact appeared first on The Onion.