My deadbeat brother hit me up once to cosign on a car loan with him. I said yes but I had conditions: one was that I got a set of keys, and another one was that I would be on the title. He was a moron so he didn’t know that the buyers name doesn’t go on a title until it’s paid off but I said it anyway and he believed it. He got pissed off and said he wouldn’t do it, and then I said fine, you get to start taking the bus everywhere. He never did get the car.