/u/VariousExplorer8503 on Someone I graduated high school with has high hopes for their wedding registry.

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I only got partially through it, got caught up in the pet insurance subreddit (that I didn't know existed), went to see if I could up my pets insurance, and got kicked out of your post history before I got very far at all. I think it's fate telling me to get out! That I should get to know you organically.. that and I'm too lazy to do a serious deep-dive on anyone. I almost never check out people's stuff.. lol but thank you so much dearest, for the opportunity. I feel like I owe you a wedding present, but you've already dove deeply (maybe) into my brain and I don't know what else you could possibly want?