/u/VariousExplorer8503 on Someone I graduated high school with has high hopes for their wedding registry.

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You can see my post history? I thought mine was set to private? If you don't like being able to do that, why do you do it? Lol No no, I like what's on your registry, although I hope you asked for two BMWs, cuz hello! Although, now that I'm thinking about it, I don't think I want one, I've heard they're expensive and need constant work. I'll put a Lexus on mine, I've heard they're fabulous cars. And no, don't worry, I'm not Amish. I could never travel that slowly, and I'm pretty sure they don't hang out on Reddit. No, I need the goats to feed them to my son, to pacify him so he won't eat you. Can't wait to meet you soon, love. 💜