We love coding agents. They can build a full-featured SaaS and potentially make you a millionaire if you leave them running overnight with the right prompt. They will burn your GPU or your budget, include a few unprompted vulnerabilities, will bloat your code risking your sanity once you start debugging it, will put emojis in your comments, and will ultimately make you question your life choices.So I thought, if they are so cool — it must be interesting to build one myself and steal the fame of Anthropic.