/u/figaronine on Relocate a Rattlesnake from my house for free.

Wait 5 sec.

Or, like this guy is doing, ask the community for help. Maybe he CAN afford it and is just lying, but if you're genuinely broke and there's a dangerous animal in your house, what else can you do? I'm not gonna fault the guy for asking people to help him if he's legitimately broke and freaking out about being bitten by a rattlesnake. It makes a change from the people asking everyone around them to hand deliver them their entire $300 grocery list full of soda and Doritos like we usually see on here.