LOS ANGELES—Letting out a deep sigh after reading another review of the HBO show’s third and final season, former NFL running back Marshawn Lynch reportedly expressed regret Thursday for having turned down a Chili’s ad for a role in Euphoria. “That’s it, I’m ruined,” said Lynch, who told reporters he was “kicking [himself]” over his decision to sign on to the Sam Levinson production rather than take a role in a 30-second commercial for the casual dining chain restaurant during which his only line would have been “I’m going beast mode on this Triple Dipper combo.” “Euphoria? What was I thinking? I’m never going to be able to show my face in this town again, let alone drive by a Chili’s without thinking about what could have been. God, I’m such an idiot.” Lynch added that he was also furious he had let Levinson talk him into taking his top off.The post Marshawn Lynch Regrets Turning Down Chili’s Ad For ‘Euphoria’ appeared first on The Onion.