I'll try: So my friend was going to Spain for the weekend but forgot to update her pet dragon's passport. Clark, her Dragon, gets on with my dog, a whippet called Crumb so she asked if I could stay at hers to Dragonsit and would pay me £150 and so I went to stay at hers while my friend searched for Spaniard penis Unfortunately my friend forgot his food and he was getting hungry. He only eats once a week but was due on Saturday, but he's on keto and I'm a vegetarian so I wasn't sure what to do Crumb, who is a very resourceful hound. had a plan. She went online and pretended she was a 12 year old boy called Rafe who parents had gone ghost hunting in Derbyshire and so Rafe was all alone... Within a few minutes a stout a middle-aged televangelist called Victor had sent "Rafe" a photo of his penis (I didn't see it but Crumb said looked like it had an eating disorder) and arranged to be there in an hour At 6-30 he was here, but had clearly seen To Catch A Predator and so casually looked around the house before knocking on the door to make sure if wasn't big enough for 14 cops, a production team and Chris Hanson but my friend's house is small from the ground up so He thought it was ok. It was not He was only in the house for 56 seconds before the smoke alarm went off and I guarantee for the majority of theme that he wished he met Chris Hanson instead of a peckish 7 ft high and 17 f2f long Dragon who loved pedos but only when dining on them Still waitin for £150