/u/EinsTwo on This couple clearly want a slave but tried to word it a bit nicer (comments included). It's wild that they thought this would be appealing to anyone

Wait 5 sec.

"You'll only spend 30 minutes per day helping with food!" (3-4 hours). It's like they've never met kids. They're snack monsters who constantly need you to prepare snacks and meals for them. No adult is safe from being asked to help them in their quest for more snacks!!