The Scary Movie franchise is a wood-chipper of comedy into which many a horror movie has been tossed and now, its back for its sixth entry with Anna Faris, Regina Hall, Shawn, and Marlon Wayans all returning to their roles to parody movies like Longlegs, Sinners, and Halloween (2018). The new Scary Movie looks like it's going to be answering longstanding questions like what ever happened to Officer Doofy or Hanson the caretaker, so we've recapped all five of the Scary Movies. Now, when you see it, you can be sure that no one on this good, green planet will be more equipped with the knowledge or context necessary to understand the inner workings of the continuity that Scary Movie has labored over for 26 years.