Maybe I should rethink my whole decision of not having kids if I can use them to scam strangers out of $300 for absolute bullshit. I mean, I wouldn't ask for shit like that, but how about a massive stack of books that I can pretend I want to read to the kid? It'd be mostly horror books, but like, obviously it's important that I teach my child from an early age to have shit in common with their mummy? No? Makes sense to me. I'll hit ya'll up in a couple of years with that sweet sweet wishlist filled to the brim with all the horror books I've been wanting to read! Uh, to my kid. Wanting to read to my kid...