Our new Doc digs in his ass for gold when doing his charting

Wait 5 sec.

Dude, I gotta act like I can’t see that he’s scratching back there and pulling out discolored fingers. Fuckin touching everything at the nursing station, including our community peanut tray. I can smell his hands when he reaches over here for a pen by my desk. THERES SHIT UNDER HIS NAILS.   submitted by   /u/YankMyNutsack [link]   [comments]