/u/EarthBoundBatwing on Choosing Beggar used Guilt Trip... It wasn't very effective.

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Good point (using freedom units here). Maybe $100 in gas (about 300mi at $6/gal), $200 standard mileage reimbursement for wear and tear ($0.70/mile), and $240 in labor ($30/hour for my X1.5). So just a modest $540 for expedited shipping. Plus I'd feel good about doing a good deed.