The Democrats retook the House, Senate, and many statewide offices after a massive wave of wins in the 2026 midterm election. The Onion breaks down the figures behind the Democrats’ “blue tsunami.”54Number of states Democrats now control∞Executive orders incoming$2.99Price that swing voters expect to see at gas pumps real soon, bucko4,316Cowboy hats taken off, thrown on the ground, and stomped on$5,001Bribe that would have worked on American voters300,000Termites Susan Collins exploded into upon losing reelection11Eerily calm tech CEOs ordering assistants to initiate the backup protocolThe post 2026 Midterms ‘Blue Tsunami’ By The Numbers appeared first on The Onion.