Since the U.S. and Israel attacked Iran on Feb. 28, hostilities have escalated into naval blockades and threats from both sides that could spark a wider war. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the conflict.10-20Synonyms for “boondoggle” journalists aren’t allowed to use8.6 millionSchoolchildren remaining in Iranian stockpiles19-ishMissiles U.S. will have left for next three decades of global conflicts2104Year the last Strait of Hormuz mine is discovered by a Carnival Cruise ship3Number of future generations that will fight this war1Number of blood clots it would take to end this allThe post The Iran War By The Numbers appeared first on The Onion.