Just when you thought it was safe to step off a high-speed limousine coaster, Disney’s ultimate critics have arrived to ensure your ego stays firmly in check.Credit: DisneyIn a surprise reveal ahead of the highly anticipated opening at Disney’s Hollywood Studios, Walt Disney World pulled back the curtain on its newest Audio-Animatronics additions. The world-class haters themselves, Statler and Waldorf, have officially found a new home inside Rock ’n’ Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets.Originally hailing from the theater boxes of the now-closed Muppet*Vision 3D—where they spent decades tormenting Fozzie Bear and guests alike since 1991—the curmudgeonly duo has relocated to Sunset Boulevard. According to a first look shared by the Disney Parks Blog, these classic Audio-Animatronics figures are positioned perfectly at the ride’s unload and exit station, perched inside a makeshift backstage trailer, with crates of fresh tomatoes ominously sitting in front of them.As guests roll to a stop, breathless and exhilarated from a 0-to-60 mph launch (technically it’s only 57 miles per hour, but that doesn’t sound as good), they are instantly greeted by the iconic pair delivering their trademark biting humor. Disney previewed some of the audio tracks guests will encounter, including a brilliant nod to their classic routines:What's all the commotion about Statler and Waldorf have a new home at Hollywood Studios pic.twitter.com/MOBYp7ziYi— Disney Parks (@DisneyParks) May 16, 2026Statler: “You know, this concert reminds me of a roller coaster.”Waldorf: “How’s that?”Statler: “It’s all downhill!”Another joke targets their own physical limitations as theme park figures:Statler: “We have time to go to the bathroom before the next song.”Waldorf: “We can’t, you old fool, we’re bolted to the seats!”By placing the duo at the very end of the ride, Imagineering has delivered the ultimate punchline. Statler and Waldorf’s critical, cynical perspective is the perfect palate cleanser for a ride themed entirely around a chaotic rock concert, giving guests one last laugh before they exit into the gift shop.Everything We Know About the Ride Before Opening Next WeekWith the attraction officially making its grand public debut in just a few days, the excitement surrounding this Muppet-infused rock-and-roll remix is at an all-time high. The transition from the ride’s previous Aerosmith theme into a vibrant, chaotic Muppet experience has been a massive undertaking since the recording studio doors closed in late 2025.Credit: DisneyFor fans planning their trips to Disney’s Hollywood Studios, a comprehensive breakdown covers everything to expect from the new attraction.The Official Opening & Preview ScheduleThe wait to experience the reimagined coaster is almost over. Disney has laid out a strict rollout schedule for the previews leading up to the public grand opening:Cast member Previews: Currently underway.Annual Passholder Previews: Starting May 21, 2026.Disney Vacation Club (DVC) Previews: Priority access begins May 24, 2026.Public Grand Opening: May 26, 2026.The Backstory and Pre-Show TechThe narrative of the attraction leans heavily into classic Muppet logic. The legendary G-Force Records studio has officially come under new management. The historic record label was recently purchased by none other than real estate tycoon J.P. Grosse, who Muppet historians will recognize as Scooter’s uncle and the owner of the Muppet Theatre (putting the “G” in G-Force).Credit: DisneyWhen guests enter the main recording studio for the pre-show, they will come face to face with a groundbreaking new Audio-Animatronics figure of Scooter. To bring the band manager to life, Walt Disney Imagineering used advanced motion-capture technology on a physical Scooter Muppet. By tracking a real-world puppeteer’s performance, Imagineers programmed the animatronic to mimic the exact weight, subtle bounces, and comedic timing of a real Muppet.The story unfolds inside Studio C, where guests can look through the glass to see Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem deeply engrossed in a rehearsal of “Can You Picture That?” The problem? The band is completely oblivious that their massive, career-defining Hollywood concert is starting across town, and their fans are growing restless. Accompanied by a frantic crew of audio engineer penguins, Scooter tasks the guests with jumping into a specialized fleet of vehicles to help herd the band to the stage on time.The L.I.M.O. and Courtyard RedesignTo navigate Los Angeles traffic at breakneck speeds, Muppet Labs has provided the ultimate mode of transport: the L.I.M.O. (Lengthy Immediate Motion Object). While the physical ride system retains its legendary indoor steel track, multiple inversions, and intense launch, the aesthetic has been completely modernized.Credit: DisneyOutside the attraction, the iconic, towering red guitar marquee has received a psychedelic facelift. The Electric Mayhem has splattered the guitar with a vibrant, eye-popping paint job reminiscent of their classic tour vehicles, complete with a golden piano key pattern along the neck as a subtle shout-out to Dr. Teeth. Inside the queue, the walls are lined with stylized concert posters celebrating individual band members like Animal, Janice, and Floyd, creating a rich atmosphere full of hidden details.A Star-Studded Guest ListIt wouldn’t be a Muppet production without an influx of celebrity cameos. As guests wander through the queue, the recording studio halls, and the post-show areas, they can spot fun visual nods and audio cameos from a star-studded list of the band’s famous friends. Keep an open eye for appearances by:Credit: DisneyAwkwafinaDanny TrejoDarren CrissJohn StamosNeil Patrick HarrisTravis BarkerYvette Nicole BrownWayne Brady“Weird Al” YankovicThe Full In-Ride PlaylistThe soundtrack is the driving force of the Rock ’n’ Roller Coaster experience, and the new tracklist is designed to maximize adrenaline while delivering a concert-level experience. The Electric Mayhem teamed up with major rock and pop icons to curate a high-energy rotation of songs that play through the ride vehicles’ audio systems:Credit: Disney“Song 2” – Performed by Blur (with a special cover version by The Electric Mayhem)“Born to Be Wild” – Performed by Steppenwolf (featuring a chaotic vocal assist from Camilla the Chicken)“Love Rollercoaster” – Featuring a powerhouse collaboration by Jennifer Hudson and Questlove“Rock! Rock! (Till You Drop)” – Featuring Def Leppard“Walking on Sunshine” – Featuring Kelly ClarksonThe Grand FinaleAfter surviving the high-speed L.I.M.O. trip across the city, guests arrive at the post-show concert stage where a digital representation of The Electric Mayhem plays out an encore celebration. And right as you exit the concert venue to gather your belongings at the unload station, you’ll look up to see Statler and Waldorf sitting with their tomatoes, ready to remind you that your rock-and-roll journey was “all downhill.”Credit: D23By successfully blending cutting-edge animatronic technology, a star-studded cast, an aggressive rock soundtrack, and the irreplaceable humor of Statler and Waldorf, Imagineering has crafted a ride that honors the legacy of both the original coaster and Jim Henson’s beloved characters. Light the lights and cue the music—the mayhem officially starts next week!The post Look Who’s Heckling! Statler & Waldorf Animatronics Revealed for Muppets Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster appeared first on Inside the Magic.