/u/miserabeau on I am asking for $17,500 to fund a trip to New York and Niagara for me and my family of ten, as I am graduating next April. By the way, I am 30 years old, and my mother is getting married again in May.

Wait 5 sec.

Are you sure you don't want me to spring for a destination wedding too? How about Bali? I'll pay for the airfare and accommodations and food and give you a little stipend for souvenirs... in your goddamn dreams