/u/Sidewalk_Tomato on Help OOP get $2500 worth of stuff from Walmart bc they “lost everything”, and want everything to be replaced on your dime. OOP must have a stand mixer, 2 office chairs, a king frame & mattress, a TV, 2 couches, a bike & a lawn mower.

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They're all just home, sitting in the dark, eating Great Value Pez with no dispenser. So they all have rickets.