/u/Mr_Abe_Fromen on Offered fully furnished house to a couple with child in urgent need/homelessness for a very low rate. Person wanted to pay even less and then was upset with me that I wanted to meet them to get to know them before handing over the keys

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I’ll counter that offer with three burritos, a bowl of gumbo and a bottle of Malort. Of course I’ll need plane fare