LOS ANGELES—Bursting through the stall door with a baseball bat hoisted over his head, director Christopher Nolan reportedly confronted moviegoer Luke Dias on Friday for using the bathroom during The Odyssey. “You just couldn’t hold it, could you?” the Oscar-winning filmmaker said as he kicked his victim off the toilet seat and delivered a violent swing that shattered the porcelain stool. “Do you know what kind of incredible IMAX footage you’re missing right now? All because you just had to suck down a giant Icee during the previews? Well, I’m glad you like being in the bathroom so much, because you’re not leaving here until I’m through with you. I don’t care that it’s your third time seeing it—thanks to your lack of respect, you’re going to be eating your Sno-Caps through a tube from now on. Shame! Shame on you!” Nolan was later seen standing over the cowering fan and screaming, “And you call yourself an AMC Stubs A-List member?!”The post Bat-Wielding Christopher Nolan Confronts Man Using Bathroom During ‘The Odyssey’ appeared first on The Onion.