Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced a new policy to test testosterone levels of service members aged 30 and above as part of their annual health assessment, with medical teams recommending hormone therapy for those found to be deficient. What do you think?“Bad news for the 82nd Eunuch Division.”Britt Kravitz, Oven Tester“They should also consider providing troops with hair transplants and buccal fat removal.”Owen Maselli, Unemployed“Yet my ‘mandatory stool tests for mailmen’ idea went nowhere.”Niles Fishbein, Flag WaverThe post U.S. Military To Test Troops’ Testosterone Levels appeared first on The Onion.