You know, she probably COULD get work line-sitting. You don’t want to camp outside this store for thirty hours for these sneakers/pokemon cards/iphone/etc, you can pay someone to sit there and hold your place. I’m sure there’s a reason, despite this job not even having any required paperwork, that she can’t do that either. She’s got reptiles to intermittently care for! And she’s twenty-nine, well beyond employable age!! HURRRR