/u/ArtisticMudd on 1st she came for rent $ & was “denied”, then she came for phone bill $ & was “denied”, then she came w/ an amazon wishlist including 2 cases of absolutely necessary Mountain Dew & was so bullied she could sue! And now, she comes to sham

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He doesn't have the energy to help out because no one will buy him Mountain Dew.