Im literally too exhausted from finishing my bac exams last week to deal with this client right now They keep rejecting my cold email drafts saying they need more "sales enthusiasm". like no dude, sounding like a hyped-up used car salesman is exactly why your stuff looks fake. I keep telling them to use natural language and normal formatting but they just want to scream at the prospect But the real kicker is they were complaining about a 0% open rate on the last batch we sent out. I finally got them to send me their raw csv file. Ran a chunk of it through mail tester just to see what we were working with, and I swear half the addresses were either dead, syntax errors, or literal spam traps literally no one is reading the copy because the emails are bouncing directly into the void now I have to explain to a grown man that my writing isn't the problem, his data hygiene is. honestly kinda want to just go to my driving lesson and ignore slack for the rest of the day tbh   submitted by   /u/bigpanda1992 [link]   [comments]