/u/_GummieCharm on Help OOP1 & OOP2 get expensive new cars. OOP1 needs a Porsche 911 GT3 RS 992 (costing $300K USD min) bc driving this car will show him the meaning of life. OOP2 needs an electric Mustang Mach-E bc it is a car that says you deserve this

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The funniest part is how confidently it's written, like "charges his soul" is supposed to be the selling point that convinces everyone to chip in.