LOS ANGELES—Noting that the extra small available on the sales floor just wouldn’t work for his client, Zendaya’s stylist Law Roach reportedly asked a store associate Thursday if she had Tom Holland in any other sizes. “Excuse me? This sample size won’t work for Z, she’s very tall,” said Roach, who was overheard demanding that another employee grab a steamer and get the wrinkles out of the Tom Holland he was hoping to incorporate into Zendaya’s red carpet look for next week’s Spider-Man: Brand New Day premiere. “My client loves the look and feel of Tom Holland, so I want to make it work for her. But we really need to size up if she wants to wear heels. Or maybe you’ve got Tom Holland in a mini? Something under three feet? He might work better as an accessory.” At press time, sources confirmed Roach had told the store associate to “forget it” and had resolved to create a custom Tom Holland himself.The post Law Roach Asks Store Associate If She Has Tom Holland In Different Size appeared first on The Onion.