/u/nWo5lyfe on Give me $25K+ to be a mermaid in my own private pool w/ frosted skylights & porcelain walls & floors for my bro’s double wide. I spend all day in bed, playing on my phone & listening to YouTube until my bro comes home from work to play game

Wait 5 sec.

She needs a job to actually contribute to society and feel useful instead of getting handouts while doing fuck all