/u/Lexubex on Give me $25K+ to be a mermaid in my own private pool w/ frosted skylights & porcelain walls & floors for my bro’s double wide. I spend all day in bed, playing on my phone & listening to YouTube until my bro comes home from work to play games

Wait 5 sec.

Holy crap she is delulu. She's probably going to have to settle for one of those seashell shaped kiddie pools and chill outside in it.