/u/squirrrel_42 on Give me $25K+ to be a mermaid in my own private pool w/ frosted skylights & porcelain walls & floors for my bro’s double wide. I spend all day in bed, playing on my phone & listening to YouTube until my bro comes home from work to play

Wait 5 sec.

She’s so obese she can’t leave the bed yet thinks she’ll be able to swim…? There are so many questions.