/u/camelz4 on Give me $25K+ to be a mermaid in my own private pool w/ frosted skylights & porcelain walls & floors for my bro’s double wide. I spend all day in bed, playing on my phone & listening to YouTube until my bro comes home from work to play games

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Jesus jumping jellyfish Christ what isn’t wrong with this person? Extremely wealthy people don’t even have indoor pools.