MORRO BAY, CA—Peeking out through the doorway to address the complaints, local man Hugh Montgomery reportedly said, “We’ll keep it down,” to neighbor Grace Martinez on Monday evening before going back to playing Dance Dance Revolution alone in his apartment. “Yeah, I get that it’s late—we’re really sorry about the racket,” said the sweaty, red-faced Montgomery, who had just beaten his personal record for consecutive steps while completing Dance Dance Revolution A20 ’s “MAX 360” challenge in total solitude. “The four of us were having a blast dancing along to these old ’80s songs, and I admit we got a bit carried away. Yes, I understand that people are trying to sleep. It’s true—we really shouldn’t be making so much noise when people have work tomorrow. We’ll make sure you don’t hear from us anymore. We were just about to wrap up anyway.” At press time, sources confirmed that Montgomery had switched to playing Super Mario Party Jamboree by himself with the volume off.The post ‘We’ll Keep It Down,’ Man Says To Neighbor Before Going Back To Playing ‘DDR’ Alone In Apartment appeared first on The Onion.