/u/Brandon_Rahl on tv stand takes too long to order. give me yours and you buy one.

Wait 5 sec.

I have met, in real life, far too many people that type like this, for everything, with English as the first and only language that they ever learned. Some of them talk completely normally, but the second a keyboard is involved, it's like caveman speak. Some of them talk the same way they text. It's wild out there, man.