I would have told them that “Unless you have over 1million followers (like all of our self respecting guests) then I’m afraid I’ll have to cancel your reservation Please provide references and contact information of your public relations team (like all our influencers have if they are really serious about being an influencer) and 24 previous customers of yours and we’ll talk Failure to do so will mean that this entire conversation will be posted to our socials NEXT!