Handing out full-size candy tonight. No one has left with more than one. After dealing with [gestures vaguely] at work for a decade, grown men and teenage boys drop that second bag of Skittles when the woman in her thirties says "Dude, I said 'take one' and they're *full-sized*". Bruh I worked spring of 2020 feeling like royalty because I was able to rotate my paper bag N-95s. I can tell that you *think* your stink eye at being called out in front of your grandkids is threatening but at this point it's hitting me as adorable.   submitted by   /u/IndigoFlame90 [link]   [comments]