/u/LordGraygem on It’s my bday! Pls buy me shoes, wigs, bondage items & some sex dolls. I’m a woman but also sometimes a man depending on which teen I am talking to for sex. If you can’t buy me stuff, will you pay for my phone bill? Comments included & a

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Why do I firmly believe that this guy is definitely in need of a talk with Chris Hansen? And some badged-up fellas immediately after? Possibly a woodchipper at some point too?