/u/SystematizedDisarray on It's been years since I've encountered someone this entitled.

Wait 5 sec.

The backyard burn reminded me of when I was selling my used Camry. I went to a few places to see what they'd offer; offers were a little low but not terrible. Went to the dealership where I bought it. They offered $1200. Brought the manager out, made a big deal about how I wouldn't find a better offer (they were several thousand under what I'd already been offered). I told them I'd rather sink it in a lake than sell it to them for that low.