/u/DustyTchotchkes on asking for a burning man vacation for a child.

Wait 5 sec.

Well, be the change you wish to see! You can provide their three tickets, and to make their trip as graceful and with as much ease as possible, with the money -oops, I mean “resources”- the logistics, preparation, time and energy. If you hurry, you can help them uplevel to this or dream trip. The universe is calling you! (Don’t forget to snag them a performance spot onstage too.)