/u/DHARMAdrama96 on Apparently a free desk wasn't good enough unless I delivered it and helped set it up

Wait 5 sec.

Nods head vigorously at this. After being jerked around so many times I too slap it next to the dumpster. I’m not exaggerating when I say that one item, a floor lamp, was gone when I went back with a nightstand 15 minutes later