/u/Iamthegreenheather on Jesus told me to beg for funds to move to an expensive city. I’m only obeying his wishes.

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This reminds me of when I was in high school. I went to a Christian school and had a friend that had a "vision" from God that she was supposed to marry a guy in her class and they were going to become missionaries. That was a really awkward time since I was dating him.