/u/ItsJoeMomma on Give me $25K+ to be a mermaid in my own private pool w/ frosted skylights & porcelain walls & floors for my bro’s double wide. I spend all day in bed, playing on my phone & listening to YouTube until my bro comes home from work to play g

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My wife wanted a pool but I put my foot down. She bought a small pool for the kids many years ago and it ended up turning green, so I know how a big pool would go. I'd have to be the one taking care of it or else it'd turn into a swamp. Plus, we have a lot of trees in our back yard so I know it would get filled with leaves.