/u/cowboysRmyweakness3 on Give me $25K+ to be a mermaid in my own private pool w/ frosted skylights & porcelain walls & floors for my bro’s double wide. I spend all day in bed, playing on my phone & listening to YouTube until my bro comes home from work t

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To be fair, I think being a swamp mermaid would be fun! Lower expectations about maintaining a perfect appearance because all that algae covers it up anyway, getting to hang out with possum and manatee friends, mess around with random fisherman who end up in the back waters...