/u/harpsdesire on Give me $25K+ to be a mermaid in my own private pool w/ frosted skylights & porcelain walls & floors for my bro’s double wide. I spend all day in bed, playing on my phone & listening to YouTube until my bro comes home from work to play g

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Swimming is likely the only exercise she -can- do safely. It's easier on the joints, supports a lot of the extra weight for you, and you are less likely to overheat. It's actually ideal for very obese people that want to start being more active. But the mermaid tail? There's absolutely no way.