/u/Albuquicky on Give me $25K+ to be a mermaid in my own private pool w/ frosted skylights & porcelain walls & floors for my bro’s double wide. I spend all day in bed, playing on my phone & listening to YouTube until my bro comes home from work to play ga

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She's hysterical. Actually all of my kids are but some of the things that come out of her mouth I'm just in awe of still. She's going to study to be a mortician and when I asked why she said "because dead people are much easier than living ones. They piss me off less." I said "honey, you still have to deal with living people when you're a mortician I think." She's like "ew. Oh not if you're only an embalmer. I'm not dealing with them if they're still breathing, because then they can talk to me." 😂