Spider-Man: Brand New Day opens in theaters this weekend. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the new film.Q: What’s the premise?A: The “premise”? Easy there, college boy. It’s a Spider-Man movie. You can leave your notebook at home.Q: Which comic book is it based on?A: The Spectacular Tom Holland #4.Q: Will Spider-Man have any new powers?A: In this one, he becomes forklift-certified.Q: How does Brand New Day compare to other Spider-Man movies?A: The main difference is this one comes out now, while the others came out in different years.Q: Do Tom Holland and Zendaya kiss?A: No, because they weren’t yet married when the movie was shot.Q: Is there a post-credits scene?A: After two and a half hours, there better not be.The post What To Know About ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ appeared first on The Onion.